*H*I*G*H*L*A*N*D*E*R*P*A*L*O*O*Z*A*- Purging the Quickening, it’s Part 3: The Sorcerer
Welcome back to Highlanderpalooza.
After the debacle that was Highlander 2: The Quickening, you would think that we would be deterred from this reckless and ill-advised mission. But no, we are fearless Warrior-Priests of Chang and no amount of utter shite will stop us from completing our quest to watch all 5 Highlander films in 5 Days.
This time out, bloody but unbowed, we are again getting drunk and doing Highlander 3: The Sorcerer, alternatively known as “Highlander 3: The Final Dimension”, or “Highlander 3: You mean there was a part 2, don’t know nothing about that one guvnor”.
I am reliably told that there is some casual nudity in this one, of a certain Debra Kara Unger, and that it is dramatically better than the epic clusterfuck that is part 2. I saw it years ago and cannot remember a damned thing about it.
So, once again I’m going to rate it in advance- 1.5 Changs.
Showtime is 7.30pm UK time (I’ve got to get this one finished before Mrs. Jarv gets home).
So, Changians, ready your beer and drink heartily, for tonight we dine on HIGHLANDER 3: THE SORCERER…
EDIT- Well, that was shit. It’s half a chang for that.
Tags: Christopher Lambert, Debra Kara Unger, Decapitation, DO THE CUNT IRONSIDE, Film, Highlander, Immortals, Mario Van Peebles, Movie, Quickening, thank fuck there are no gay space alien flying chickenmen in this one, The SOrcerer
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