The Schlock Vault

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January 2012

I can’t believe I’m into my third year of this. I must have watched far too many of these to be healthy, and I have to say that my hit rate for good ones is running about constant. Anyhow, click a picture to read my thoughts on the dregs of cinema; films generally so lousy that they aspire to be called trash.

If you want to see last year’s chronicle of the dregs of cinema from two years ago then click here, and for last year’s chronicle, click here or if you’re interested in Zombies, people getting chomped, juggs, slasher films and so forth then I’m bound to blunder into something to meet your taste in the next 12 months. Oh, and post any suggestions that you’d like me to see below the line and I’ll see if I can get them.

Evil Aliens Review

Pterodactyl Review

Bare Behind Bars Review

Komodo v Cobra Review

Alien vs Ninja Review

Chopping Mall Review

Pervert! Review

Sorority Row Review

Reeker Review

No Man’s Land: The Rise of Reeker Review

Hydra Review

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie Review

Massacre at Central High Review

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension Review

Gargoyles Review

Blood Camp Thatcher Review

Return of Swamp Thing Review

Starcrash Review

2019: After the Fall of New York Review

DeepStar 6 Review

Brain Damage Review

Demons Review

Demons 2 Review

Cemetery Man Review

Iron Sky Review

Nazis at the Center of the Earth Review

Street Trash Review

Shark Night 3D Review

Gymkata Review

Dollman Review

Sand Sharks Review

Strippers v Werewolves Review

Cherry Bomb Review

Spirit Camp Review

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