The Schlock Vault

Welcome to the Vault

January 2012

I can’t believe I’m into my third year of this. I must have watched far too many of these to be healthy, and I have to say that my hit rate for good ones is running about constant. Anyhow, click a picture to read my thoughts on the dregs of cinema; films generally so lousy that they aspire to be called trash.

If you want to see last year’s chronicle of the dregs of cinema from two years ago then click here, and for last year’s chronicle, click here or if you’re interested in Zombies, people getting chomped, juggs, slasher films and so forth then I’m bound to blunder into something to meet your taste in the next 12 months. Oh, and post any suggestions that you’d like me to see below the line and I’ll see if I can get them.

Evil Aliens Review	Pterodactyl Review	Bare Behind Bars Review	Komodo v Cobra Review
Alien vs Ninja Review	Chopping Mall Review	Pervert! Review	Sorority Row Review
Reeker Review	No Man’s Land: The Rise of Reeker Review	Hydra Review	The Garbage Pail Kids Movie Review
Massacre at Central High Review	The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension Review	Gargoyles Review	Blood Camp Thatcher Review
Return of Swamp Thing Review	Starcrash Review	2019: After the Fall of New York Review	DeepStar 6 Review
Brain Damage Review	Demons Review	Demons 2 Review	Cemetery Man Review
Iron Sky Review	Nazis at the Center of the Earth Review	Street Trash Review	Shark Night 3D Review
Gymkata Review	Dollman Review	Sand Sharks Review	Strippers v Werewolves Review
Cherry Bomb Review	Spirit Camp Review