The Schlock Vault 2009-2010


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Oct, 9th, 2009–

Welcome to the Schlock Vault- the final resting place for those cinematic gems that have been inexplicably overlooked.

Most of this material was first published on a great website run by Herb West and a good source for all horror/ indie related stuff. Check it out if you have time.

Anyhow, kick back, crack open a beer and let your humble guide take you through the darker recesses of film-making.



Update: The first non-mavra review is Head Cheerleader Dead Cheerleader. Not the best start, admittedly.

February 2010:

I’ve just refitted this (finally) Newest reviews are now at the top, hope this makes sense.


Porn Shoot Massacre Review

The Exterminator Review

Fear Island Review

Boo Review


Flavia the Heretic review

Swamp Zombies Review

Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet Review

Fist of the Vampire Review

The Kindred

War Wolves Review

The Boogens Review

Oversexed Rugsuckers From Mars Review

Cyborg Cop Review

Demon Cop Review

Who Saw Her Die Review

Munchies Review

Killer Klowns From Outer Space Review

Future Kill Review

Class of Nuke 'Em High Part 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown Review

Class of Nuke 'Em High Review

Bad Taste Review

Deadly Prey review

Le Orme review

The First Power Review

Blood: The Last Vampire Review

The Convent Review

The Stuff Review

Megalodon Review

The Gate review

Yor: The Hunter from the Future review

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead review

Leviathan Review

Werewolf in a Women's Prison review

Galaxina review

Hell Comes to Frogtown Review

The Pit review

The Woods review

Beastmaster 3: The Eye of Braxus Review

Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time review

The Beastmaster Review

Megaforce Review

Don't Open Till Christmas Review

Thundercrack Review

Happy Birthday to Me review

Infestation review

The Black Cat review

Split Second Review

Critters 2 Review

Manhattan Baby review

Outpost Review

Embodiment of Evil Review

Dead Birds Review

My Name is Bruce Review

Flash Gordon Review

Oasis of Fear review
Venus in Furs Review
Killer Nun Review
Killer Nun Review
Trancers 2 Review
Trancers 2 Review
Splinter Review
Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! review
Ticks Review
Gladiator Cop Review
Evil Bong Review
Blood Orgy of the She devils review
Maniac Cop Review
Maniac Cop Review
Monster in the Closet Review
Mega Shark v Giant Octopus Review
Return of the Living Dead Part 2 Review
Ankle Biters Review
Trancers Review
Zombie Strippers Review
Zombie Strippers Review
Motel Hell Review
Pride and Prejudics and Zombies Review
Pride and Prejudics and Zombies Review
Head Cheerleader Dead Cheerleader Review
Class of 1999 Review
Class of 1999 Review
Critters Review
Critters Review
Lifeforce Review
Lifeforce Review
The Funhouse Review
Return of the Living Dead Review
Basket Case Trilogy Review
Hard Rock Zombies Review
Hard Rock Zombies Review
Frankenfish Review
Frankenfish Review
Sharks in Venice Review
Sharks in Venice Review
Toxic Avenger Triple Bill Review
Toxic Avenger Triple Bill Review
Sleepaway Camp Double Bill Review
Sleepaway Camp Double Bill Review
Troll 2
Troll 2 Review
Dark Angel Review
Dark Angel Review
Disturbance REview
Disturbance Review
Red Sonja Review
Red Sonja Review
Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town Review
Chopper Chicks Review

4 responses to “The Schlock Vault 2009-2010”

  1. lord bronco says :

    Oh good lord-the Class of 1999. Others have posted about dead-End drive-in, but this list is a hearty repast of schlock. Yum Yum

  2. lord bronco says :

    and Toxic Avenger Uno *is* the best superhero movie ever made-sorry TDK-you have no jock characters named “Bozo”

  3. Jarv says :

    Totally agree. It’s arguably Troma’s only intelligent movie.

    Heath Ledger in clown makeup ain’t got nothing on Melvin in a ballet skirt.

    And there’s no silly bat voice.

  4. Tom_Bando says :

    Jarv ya gotta break down and do the review routine for: Ape, the X From Outer Space and Johnny Sokko. It’ll make you proud to be from the land that didn’t produce ANY of those…

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