
Oct, 9th, 2009–
Welcome to the Schlock Vault- the final resting place for those cinematic gems that have been inexplicably overlooked.
Most of this material was first published on www.mymavra.com a great website run by Herb West and a good source for all horror/ indie related stuff. Check it out if you have time.
Anyhow, kick back, crack open a beer and let your humble guide take you through the darker recesses of film-making.
Cheers,
Jarv.
Update: The first non-mavra review is Head Cheerleader Dead Cheerleader. Not the best start, admittedly.
February 2010:
I’ve just refitted this (finally) Newest reviews are now at the top, hope this makes sense.

Porn Shoot Massacre Review

The Exterminator Review

Boo Review

Flavia the Heretic review

Swamp Zombies Review

Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet Review

Fist of the Vampire Review

The Kindred

War Wolves Review

The Boogens Review

Oversexed Rugsuckers From Mars Review

Cyborg Cop Review

Demon Cop Review

Who Saw Her Die Review

Munchies Review

Killer Klowns From Outer Space Review

Future Kill Review

Class of Nuke 'Em High Part 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown Review

Class of Nuke 'Em High Review

Bad Taste Review

Deadly Prey review

Le Orme review

The First Power Review

Blood: The Last Vampire Review

The Convent Review

The Stuff Review

Megalodon Review

The Gate review

Yor: The Hunter from the Future review

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead review

Leviathan Review

Werewolf in a Women's Prison review

Galaxina review

Hell Comes to Frogtown Review

The Pit review

The Woods review

Beastmaster 3: The Eye of Braxus Review

Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time review

The Beastmaster Review

Megaforce Review

Don't Open Till Christmas Review

Thundercrack Review

Happy Birthday to Me review

Infestation review

The Black Cat review

Split Second Review

Critters 2 Review

Manhattan Baby review

Outpost Review

Embodiment of Evil Review

Dead Birds Review

My Name is Bruce Review

Flash Gordon Review

- Oasis of Fear review

- Venus in Furs Review

- Killer Nun Review

- Trancers 2 Review

- Splinter Review

- Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! review

- Ticks Review

- Gladiator Cop Review

- Evil Bong Review

- Blood Orgy of the She devils review

- Maniac Cop Review

- Monster in the Closet Review

- Mega Shark v Giant Octopus Review

- Return of the Living Dead Part 2 Review

- Ankle Biters Review

- Trancers Review

- Zombie Strippers Review

- Motel Hell Review

- Pride and Prejudics and Zombies Review

- Head Cheerleader Dead Cheerleader Review

- Class of 1999 Review

- Critters Review

- Lifeforce Review

- The Funhouse Review

- Return of the Living Dead Review

- Basket Case Trilogy Review

- Hard Rock Zombies Review

- Frankenfish Review

- Sharks in Venice Review

- Toxic Avenger Triple Bill Review

- Sleepaway Camp Double Bill Review

- Troll 2 Review

- Dark Angel Review

- Disturbance Review

- Red Sonja Review

- Chopper Chicks Review
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Oh good lord-the Class of 1999. Others have posted about dead-End drive-in, but this list is a hearty repast of schlock. Yum Yum
and Toxic Avenger Uno *is* the best superhero movie ever made-sorry TDK-you have no jock characters named “Bozo”
Totally agree. It’s arguably Troma’s only intelligent movie.
Heath Ledger in clown makeup ain’t got nothing on Melvin in a ballet skirt.
And there’s no silly bat voice.
Jarv ya gotta break down and do the review routine for: Ape, the X From Outer Space and Johnny Sokko. It’ll make you proud to be from the land that didn’t produce ANY of those…