Kloipy Commits Suicide While Watching ‘All About Steve’

Hi guys and gals, it’s your old pal Kloipy here, writing to you from beyond the grave. Yes, I had to take my own life. I wasn’t depressed or anything. But the only cure to the soul-stomping horror that is All About Steve, is found in the sweet release of death. I gotta tell you from the start that I did not watch this entire movie. I saw probably about half of it, but let me tell you that is enough. If you feel I’ve somehow cheated you may skip this review but I ask you this in honesty; could you sit through this movie? The whole movie? I dare you to try. It’s almost impossible and I’ve seen Mansquito. I also must preface this review by telling you that I had no choice in this matter, my wife’s friend wanted to see it and we both tried to dissuade her, but alas were unable to.