Tag Archive | Soldiers


A dirge for the dead and a roll call for the fallen since WW1

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Jarv’s Schlock Vault: Zombie Strippers

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Zombie Strippers

“Let’s see if I got this straight – our best stripper is a reanimated corpse who is feeding off the living flesh of our customers, who in turn reanimate, even if they’re just a fucking head?”

Dear Lovefilm,

I know that you do your utmost to provide a great service, but occasionally I do have to complain. This postal strike, although entirely not your fault is frankly getting on my nerves. Please remove finger from backside and send me more schlocky goodness.


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