Tag Archive | Shark Night 3D

Jarv’s Schlock Vault: Shark Night 3D

What are all these sharks doing here? 

Fuck this film.

After the success of Piranha 3D in 2010, the inevitable happened: a whole host of geniuses decided to copy the formula laid out in Piranha and then translate it for other large hungry fish. Obviously, the biggest, scariest and hungriest is the noble shark, and so it was inevitable that one of the first out of the blocks would be Shark Night 3D.

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Trailerthon – June 25, 2011

Movie-Trailer-posterAnother instalment of the much beloved Trailerthon! It’s hit and miss as always.

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