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Jarv’s Schlock Vault: Hell Comes to Frogtown

Relax, I’ve been trained in seduction techniques

Jarv’s Rating: 2 and a half Changs out of 4- mad as a box of frogs.

Hell Comes to Frogtown is insane. That’s honestly the only description I can come up with to describe it- it’s just completely nuts. It was clearly written by a group of people who came off their medication before medical professionals recommend, obviously directed by committee, and quite simply one of the funniest B-movies from the 80’s. It’s also a completely necessary survival manual for repopulating the Earth in the event of Nuclear War. Read More…

Jarv’s Schlock Vault: Red Sonja

“You must learn to like men, they are not all evil”

I’m struggling to think of where to begin with this one- as I’ve been nothing but rude about it in the past. I’m doing it because of the imminent remake and the fact that Disturbance traumatised me quite badly and put me off watching anything more challenging than endless Friends repeats. It’s a good antidote if you’re in that kind of funk. Read More…