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Jarv’s Schlock Vault: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension

Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy.

I’m at a total loss where to begin with this one. Seriously, this may be one of the most bugnuts insane films ever made, and one I’ve been meaning to get my grubby little paws on for a long time. I’m completely stumped, and I don’t think that’s ever happened to me before. If I try to do a concise, professional review of this, then I’m going to completely understate the AWESOME, so I think the only way to approach this is to go as absolutely bugnuts as the film itself. This film is crazier than a bipolar weasel off his meds, and cooler than a polar bear’s nutsack. If I still handed out Chang ratings, then I’d be considering it for a maximum, and the very fact that it exists makes the world a better place. Read More…

Jarv’s Schlock Vault: Leviathan


 I realise you must have gone through hell. 

Gone, Bitch! We’re still here!


Jarv’s Rating: 2.5 Changs out of 4. Enjoyable monster film. 

Recently, much against my better judgement, I’ve been revisting things I saw on VHS when a child that I remember really enjoying. I always find this to be a somewhat risky proposition; on one hand there’s been the undeniably classic Split Second, but on the other there’s also been the somewhat disappointing Critters 2. Leviathan falls somewhere between the two of them, being a great monster movie, but not the film I remembered. 

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