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Jarv’s Schlock Vault: Hydra

It lost its head

I really am a sucker for creature features. However, I should really know better than to trust The Sci-Fi channel’s made for TV efforts, because they are almost all of such low quality that they make the less than stellar Asylum efforts seem almost acceptable. In this case, the premise is solid gold- take the Most Dangerous Game, mix with the myth of the Lernean Hydra and let the carnage and shenanigans ensue. Unfortunately, that isn’t the case and the eponymous giant asshole snake simply takes the film and crushes it in its useless coils of failure. Read More…