Tag Archive | martians

Get Yer Ass To Mars: 1. The Angry Red Planet (1959)

Director: Ib Melchior

Starring: Gerald Mohr, Nora Hayden, Les Tremayne

Hello and welcome to the first in a trilling thrilogy charting Moviedom’s cinematic exploration of Mars. You’ll laugh! You’ll gasp! You’ll yawn! But most of all – arse, Mars, pleased to meet you…

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No, Quatermass! – Quatermass And The Pit (1967)

Director: Roy Ward Baker

Starring: Andrew Keir, James Donald, Barbara Shelley

Aka, Five Million Years To Earth. The face and the personality may have changed, but Bernard is back. As always, here there be spoilers…

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Jarv’s Schlock Vault: Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars

   I don’t care what you say, I’m in love with Dusty!      

    Jarv’s Rating: 2.5 Changs. I want to give it more, but have to admit to this being a hilarious but deeply rubbish film.     

 

Mrs. Jarv, paragon of patience that she is, passed her limit with me the other week. Apparently it is not amusing, and is certainly childish to deliberately want to see a film called something as patently absurd as Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars. My feeble justifications that it wasn’t in fact lesbian porn melted like a snowman in the sunshine when I was pointedly asked to explain what, if that is the case, it actually is about and more importantly, why the fuck would anyone want to watch something called Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars that isn’t porn. Read More…