Tag Archive | Liev Schrieber

Just Pillow Talk v Marvel Comics 6 (4): Wolverine

I’m starting to wonder if the X-Men films aren’t the hardest individual section of the funny book tour. Other franchises only tend to have 1 bad movie in them, but this one is 5 films and of the 4 I’ve seen only 1 is an OK movie, and even then it isn’t very good. 

Sorry about the delay with this. Here’s Just Pillow Talk with Wolverine, the X-Men prequel nobody needed: Read More…

To prove it can be done Jarv lists 10 actually good remakes.

Remakes, eh? The lazy hack’s adaptation format of choice. Seriously, why bother going to all the trouble of coming up with a new idea, and then writing it, filming it and then marketing it to people who have never heard of it when you can pick a classic/ popular title off the shelf and routinely sodomise it on-screen for the vicarious pleasure of the cretinous plankton who intermittently tear their eyes off their vital text message to cast their listless gaze on a film that once fired the imagination being used and soiled like a Thai hooker with self-esteem issues. Particularly guilty are all those hideous Carpenter remakes, which, let’s face it, only exist to keep the man knee-deep in mediocre weed and shitty KFC. Nevertheless, it isn’t impossible to craft an actually good remake (and The Departed is not a good remake). To prove it- here are 10 in no particular order that are all quality, and some of which surpass the original. Read More…