Tag Archive | idiots

Preparez Vos Mouchoirs (1978)

Director: Bertrand Blier

Starring: Gerard Depardieu, Carole Laure, Patrick Dewaere

Release date: January 11 (FRA). Nowt down for this year, I had to track back early in the month to find something usable. Can’t say I’m surprised to see more subtitles. May contain paedophilia and spoilers…

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Kloipy’s cycle is all screwed up from New Moon

 

2 hours and 10 minutes. That is the time of my life that is never coming back thanks to The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Or as I like to refer to it, Twatlight. This movie is like cinematic vomit. It’s the same stuff regurgitated over and over again, and by the end of it I was left with the need for some Pepto. Read More…