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Jarv’s Schlock Vault: Hard Rock Zombies

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Hard Rock Zombies


“You’re neat “
“No, I’m not.”
“Yeah, ya are.”

I love this film. It’s a masterpiece. It’s almost as if the makers sat down and thought “how many things that Jarv likes can we stuff into 90 minutes.” Seriously, there’s psycho dwarfs, gratuitous nudity, zombies, gratuitous nudity, Hitler, gratuitous nudity, Werewolves, gratuitous nudity, crap music (and it is crap) and genius dialogue. Oh, and did I mention that there is gratuitous nudity in it? Read More…