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The CoC Awards: Part 4- Site Nominations

Well, this one should be easier than the cinema ones.

This time out, it’s the awards for work we’ve done on the site. The reason I think this is a good idea, is that we made it to 1 year old, we’ve lost a few good Changians who will hopefully return, but we’ve done some damned entertaining stuff and I, personally, think it’s worth celebrating.

Same rules as last time- at least two nods to get a nomination. Unless I explain otherwise, or it’s just for the little ones where it is a lot easier to just put the poll up, and they’re self-explanatory.

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The Coc Awards: Part 3- The nominations are

This is the cinema part of these awards. Over the last few weeks, we’ve asked for your thoughts on category, and then we asked everyone for nominations. I’ve now collated them all, and these are the most nominated in each category. I’m putting it to the vote, so it’s all public etc, but don’t forget how easy it is to bribe me!.

First up: The Cinema Awards. Where at all possible, I’ll link to a review that we’ve got up. A lot of them we haven’t reviewed which is a bit odd, given the amount of crap we have squandered bandwidth on. Otherwise, just take my word for it. All finalists received more than one nomination with one exception, that I’ll explain when it comes up.

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Just Balls: Phantasm OblIVion


There are several things that put me right off a film, and one of them is smug cunts that think that putting roman numerals in the title of a film to denote a sequel is a clever thing. It fucking isn’t. It’s annoying and cuntish. In fact, now I come to mention it, nearly everything about this piss poor concluding chapter of the Phantasm series is cuntish. Read More…

Good Vampire Films: Fright Night

I love this film. It’s that rarest of beasts: the comedy-horror that doesn’t suck. Read More…




I’ve been flying a lot the last few weeks so I decided to use the time to watch some TV shows and movies that I previously wasn’t all that interested in. I did this so I could duck out on talking to my unit’s CO and XO as much as possible if they were around because they annoy the living hell out of me. Also a I didn’t want to have endless conversations with the Air Force guys because I get testy after about 2 minutes of talking about kicking ass and taking names yadda, yadda, yadda. Instead, I hid out and watched movies and TV on the laptop and that’s when I decided to do this dumb post.

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Cronenberg bores Jarv shitless: Fast Company

This film is garbage. I thought Rabid would be the worst film in Cronenberg’s filmography, being as that is also rubbish, but this terrible wart of a film sits there glaring malevolently at me. It doesn’t even feel like a Cronenberg film. In fact, what it feels like is some sort of god-awful lifestyle movie of the week; some sort of shitty and ill-conceived biopic of a redneck drag racing icon. Read More…