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Jarv’s Schlock Vault: The Beastmaster


“He is a friend, he is the Beastmaster!”     

  Jarv’s Rating: 2.5 Changs- not as good as I remembered it being, but still pretty funny.  

 This is another one that hit high on the nostalgia scale for me. I originally saw this on VHS when I was about 6-ish, once again through parental incompetence. My parents, bless their hearts, were terminally confused about ratings and films back then. They came home from the video shop one day with The Beastmaster, thinking it was some sort of kiddie friendly Disney claptrap. Needless to say, it isn’t. From that moment forth, The Beastmaster held a special place in the heart of young Jarv, but I hadn’t seen it again (it hasn’t got a UK DVD release) until very recently.     

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