Au Revior to the bucket of bolts

Droid is the one on the left.


Taking a moment to wish Droid all the best on his return back to Convictland.

I’d like to say something classy here, but that’s really not my style.

Unlike most who emigrate there, he didn’t steal anything. Rather he’s been in the UK for about 8 years now and has simply had enough of being rained on. Understandably.

Anyhow, have a great time back in Australia, bastard, and do try to post something more frequently than every 9 months now.

Not to mention get that Mega Drop Bear script written. The world needs to see Nicole Kidman savaged by a giant and angry koala.

It’s good, though, that you’re making it just in time to witness Australia being spanked in the return series in the Ashes.



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About Jarv

Workshy cynic, given to posting reams of nonsense on the internet and watching films that have inexplicably got a piss poor reputation.

33 responses to “Au Revior to the bucket of bolts”

  1. Just Pillow Talk says :

    Cure pic of you two. I thought for sure you were the one on the left.

    Good luck and all that to you bastard. Pack a few pints for the ride.

  2. Just Pillow Talk says :

    If I were them, I claim Crowe.

  3. Just Pillow Talk says :

    Off to “work” now.

    I believe that concept is dead to Droid. Bastard.

  4. tombando says :

    Chipps has been missing him.

  5. Judge Droid says :

    Oh isn’t this nice. An opportunity to bash poor, innocent, handsome Droid masquerading as a friendly send off.

    I suppose I’ll have to settle with this beer I just opened. Mmmm… delicious beer. How’s work, fellas?

  6. kloipy says :

    Safe travels Droid! Say hello to Yahoo Serious for me!

  7. Judge Droid says :

    “So there’s no chance we can be together?”

    “Only if you promise me you’ll never die.”

    “You know I can’t promise that.”

    “If you did that, I would make love to you right now.”

    “I… will never die.”

    hehehe Team America is genius.

  8. Continentalop says :

    Jarv: It’s your great ideas that got us into this mess. I never want to hear another one of your great ideas. Ever!
    Droid: Australia. I thought that secretly you wanted to know so I told you.
    Jarv: That’s your great idea?
    Droid: The latest in a long line. We get out of here alive, we go to Australia. Goodbye, England. Hello to Australia.
    Jarv: Australia is no better than here.
    Droid: That’s all you know.
    Jarv: Name me one thing.
    Droid: They speak English in Australia.
    Jarv: They do?
    Droid: That’s right, smart guy, so we wouldn’t be foreigners. We’d blend in more easily. They got horses in Australia and thousands of miles of countryside that we can hide out in, and good climate. Nice beaches. You can learn to swim.
    Jarv: No. Swimming isn’t important. What about the banks?
    Droid: Very easy. Easy, ripe, and luscious.
    Jarv: The banks or the women?
    Droid: Well, once you get one you get the other.
    Jarv: But… Australia is quite a long way from here.
    Droid: Oh, please! Everything with you has got to be perfect!
    Jarv: I just don’t want to get there and realize that it stinks, that’s all.
    Droid: At least think about it.
    Jarv: All right… I’ll think about it.

  9. Xiphos0311 says :

    2 questions:

    1. How long does it take the convict ship to sail to New South Wales?

    2. does your body automatically adjust or is there an adjustment period for the blood rushing to your head becasue you’re upside down?

  10. tombando says :

    Izzit true you will be heading up the Men at Work Reunion tour?

  11. ThereWolf says :

    Oz – you better run, you better take cover…

    Coz R2’s coming back.

    All the best, you lucky twat. And isn’t it about time you posted something… oh, errr…

  12. Barfy says :

    They at least have dial up Internet at your Penal Colony, right?
    Safe trip to you Droid. Take care.

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