Drunken Cinema: Killer Klowns from Outer Space

 

Huzzah!

Top film this.

Been a while since we’ve done one of these, but tonight’s selection is the awesome horror-comedy Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

 

 

It’s another one that I reviewed ages ago here, and really liked. I did see it sober, so inexplicably originally marked it as 2.5 out of 4, which on retrospect was both wrong and far too harsh. I should actually have rated it as Ramirez of Insanity worthy and 3 candyfloss wrapped doofuses  out of 4. I could be convinced to go higher as well.

 

The Ramirez of Insanity!

 

Kick off is tonight at 9PM. Get some beer and join the fun.

Ciao,

Jarv

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About Jarv

Workshy cynic, given to posting reams of nonsense on the internet and watching films that have inexplicably got a piss poor reputation.

243 responses to “Drunken Cinema: Killer Klowns from Outer Space”

  1. L Bronco says :

    Death by Sundae!

  2. Droid says :

    MEGAKLOWN VS MASSIVE DOUCHEBAGS!

  3. L Bronco says :

    Yeah-You gotta shoot them in the nose!

  4. Jarv says :

    You know what, I’m not putting this up to the vote. I’m going with my instincts. Split Second or Deadly Prey next.

  5. Frank Marmoset says :

    Saved by ice cream men? How humiliating.

    Better to die with dignity, I think.

  6. Droid says :

    Is that a giant glowing dradle?

  7. Droid says :

    Christ lads. That was total shit. What’s next?

  8. Jarv says :

    I still don’t get what the Klowns are trying to achieve from the whole Earth invasion.

    Why bother?

  9. Jarv says :

    Right.

    That didn’t work for me at all on second watch.

  10. L Bronco says :

    Debbie’s 1980’s leg warmers are a tactical acquisition!

  11. L Bronco says :

    Baby in a bulb!

  12. Frank Marmoset says :

    Disappointing lack of klown boob, klown kock, klowngina, and Kristen Stewart, but otherwise awesome.

  13. L Bronco says :

    Sarlac Pit Pole slide!

  14. Droid says :

    I’ve got Tron Legacy. But that’s probably a bit of a borefest judging from the original… I’m seriously considering Trannyformers.

  15. Jarv says :

    That did not work at all. I’m very disappointed in it on repeat viewing.

    Best bit was the Klown invasion, which I’d condensed into a montage in my head?

  16. Frank Marmoset says :

    Might be time for another watch of Bring It On.

    Or maybe I should save that for an epic review of the entire Bring It On Bring It-rilogy.

  17. Frank Marmoset says :

    Or maybe I kan find some klown porn on the internet somewhere.

    Come on, internet, you’ve got Japanese girls eating each others poop, you must have some hot hardkore klown action somewhere…

  18. L Bronco says :

    Whew!

    Well, I had actually seen this one before-wasn’t able to be as intoxicated as I wanted, but oh well-stilll quite silly…

    as to all the other movies-I haven’t seen ANY of them-so they will all be enjoyable.

    Recap-RIP officer Mooney-you were an exemplary example of law enforcement.

  19. Droid says :

    ooh… The Island!

  20. Frank Marmoset says :

    You know, in this age of everyone having a sex tape and so on, it seems unfair there is not at least a video online of Kristen Stewart diddling herself while looking miserable or something.

    They say you can get anything on these internet tubes, but that’s not as true as you’d like to think.

    • Droid says :

      All it’d be is Kristen Stewart running her hand through her hair repeatedly. And you can get that by editing a montage from the twilight films.

  21. Droid says :

    Fucking SORTED.

    Joyride.

  22. Jarv says :

    I have decided that the lead singer from Mumford & Sons looks like Michael Madsen.

    • Spud McSpud says :

      And IIIIII will hold on hope, and IIIIIIIII won’t let you choke… I don’t care what you know or don’t know, but… I’m gonna torture you anyway…

  23. Droid says :

    Zahn is fucking good in Joyride.

  24. Spud McSpud says :

    You buncha miserable bastards. I go out and get pissed, and come back to you lot totally NOT enjoying KILLLER KLOWNS!! I mean, I expect this kind of nihilism from Jarv, but all you guys?? YOU MISERABLE BASTARDS!!!!

    KILLER KLOWNS is awesome. Let’s hope you all enjoy SPLIT SECOND more…

    (So very, very pished)srtthstj

    • Frank Marmoset says :

      Hey, man, don’t lump me in with the miserables. I thoroughly enjoyed it, although a little klown nudity (or even human nudity) would have been nice.

      I’m looking forward to seeing Split Second next time, see what the hubbub is about. Big guns or something?

  25. ThereWolf says :

    Ah, bollocks! I withdraw tactically for a few days and miss all the fun…

    But I’m scared of clowns anyway.

    Funny stuff all the same – particularly Jarv’s enthusiasm slowly degrading to rank disappointment, even with the aid of booze and ganja.

    Well played, all.

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