Drunken Cinema- January 2011
The last one of these was the exquisite Lifeforce (well, the exquisitely jugged Lifeforce) and what with it being a new year, we should clearly have another stab at it. I’m posting a poll on this page this evening (week before payday, am skint so not going out) with the suggested titles.
Suggestions so far:
1) Killer Klowns (Frank)
An excellent and hilarious take on angry Alien Clowns armed with a variety of comedy circus based weaponry. No boob though.
2) Deadly Prey (Droid)
Mullets! Hot Pants! Crap Mercenaries! Stabbery- this may be tough to get hold of for most, though.
3) Split Second (Spud)
BIG FUCKING GUNS!!! REALLY BIG FUCKING GUNS!!!
4) Conti’s soft-core porn thing (Conti)
Damned if I know where we’d get it, but it is done by one of us and does feature boob. Although knowing who suggested it makes me a bit wary.
5) The Convent (Me)
Stupendous opening, silly gay rubbish satanist, crap demons, Adrienne Barbeau, and best of all ANOTHER CRAP CAMEO from Coolio. Comedy gold. No boob here either.
Poll will go up later. If anyone has any other good suggestions (and also for a date- if it’s Conti’s porn then we may need some time to get it) stick them here. I’ll announce the winner on Monday.
On advice from the monkey, I’ve removed the porn from the options. The proposed date also seems to be set on 28th January. There will be booze, oh yes, there will be booze.
Now go and vote