Koutchboom’s Adventures In Terrible Comedy – Shrink

Sad Clown


PULL OVER PULL OVER!!!! Quick…….NO I CAN’T MAKE IT TO THE NEXT REST STOP WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF FRIGGING NOWHERE NO ONE WILL CARE JUST PULL OVER I GOTTA PISS!



shrink poster


Since this is just a quick piss break in my adventure, means this is going to be short and probably nothing to see around here. Just like the movie ‘Shrink’ (though it was not a short enough film).


Kevin Spacey shrink

Ohhhh I'm Kevin Spacey and I'm just so bored.



After finishing the movie I felt hoodwinked into watching this mess of a bore. The trailer plays out like it is some wacky dramady in which a kooky shrink smokes pot and helps his patients. Well there is a lot of Kevin Spacey smoking pot dealing with the suicide of his wife by sitting around and looking hungover and that’s about it. There was nothing to this film, it was just fucking boring, not funny, thinking/trying to be/mean something greater then it really did. No one clicks in this film, the only ones who try are Mark Webber and Dallas Roberts. Dallas Roberts is good as the fickle movie executive, but Dallas is usually the best part of every movie he’s in. Mark Webber is a nobody trying to get everyone to read his script. When they all do in the end it is magical and everyone is happy. That’s pretty much it…oh yeah Spacey’s dog dies in there at some point and he makes an ass out of himself on TV (even that was boring?).


Mark Webber

HEY at least I was in Scott Pilgrim that will make me a star...oh....



To be honest I hardly remember the film. I meant to review it a while back but just couldn’t be assed that night, then like a day later I totally forgot about even having watched it. This is more of a HAZZARD WARRNING then a proper review. This movie and its TV show style sensibilities (this director clearly did not make the leap from small screen to big screen with this) can just fuck off. Glad in the end no one really gave a shit about this film. I wonder why Spacey dabbles in nonsense like this? Especially with too many comparisons to much better films he’s been in. Well two shakes and we are back off before someone catches me with my dick out in public!!! (unless you are Kevin Spacey then hanging around public places with your wang out is just what you call Thursday)


Kevin Spacey has a problem with cottaging


Four gay cottages out of four.

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32 responses to “Koutchboom’s Adventures In Terrible Comedy – Shrink”

  1. Franklin Thomas Marmoset says :

    I like this review (and won’t be watching the film), but what it needs is a screenshot of Saffon Burrows’s finest acting moment – stripping down to her undies to kill a shark with electricity.

    That is probably the best acting in the history of cinema and should be properly respected.

    • koutchboom says :

      Frankie you need to check out the deleted sex scene between her and The Transporter in The Bank Job. Because lord knows when you are in the middle of a bank heist there is always time to strip down and bang!

  2. Droid says :

    You really have a boner for this Dallas Roberts bloke don’t you?

    I’ve never heard of this movie, and there’s obviously a reason for that. Good work on the rating system. Funny.

    • Jarv says :

      Koutch’s ratings are usually genius for this series- This is a great follow up to the superb Southwestern Airline one.

    • koutchboom says :

      I’m telling you Dallas carries the Roberts name with pride, probably THE MOST IMPORTANT American Family right now.

      • Droid says :

        Fuck everyone with the name Roberts.

        The only movie I know this Dallas bloke was in is 3:10. And that’s only because you keep bleating on about him.

      • koutchboom says :

        Dallas is also very good in Joshua. He’s the actor everyone thinks Jason Bateman is. Watch 3:10 again you’ll see the greatness of the name ROBERTS!!!

        ALSO Eric is king again again with Sharkoctopu and The Expendables (his the real villian). Also he’s now addicted to weed.

        Also don’t forget about his up and coming daughter! Emma Roberts! Star of Droid’s favorite movie, Nancy Drew.

      • koutchboom says :

        AWWW SHIT!!! DALLAS ROBERTS IS IN THAT NEW AMC SHOW ABOUT THE RUBIX CUBE!!!!

        Finally a reason to fucking watch that fucking thing. Its been mounting up on the DVR and no one has ever said shit about it so I had no idea that it was going to be THAT GOOD!!!

      • Jarv says :

        ERic Roberts was in TDK. Which is quite good.

        The Dread Pirate Roberts is the psuedonym of Wesley in The Princess Bride.

        Roberts doesn’t necessarily have to be bad, although Julia has sullied the name a touch.

      • Droid says :

        The name Roberts is dead.

      • Droid says :

        He’s the actor everyone thinks Jason Bateman is.

        What does that even mean?

        I watched 3:10 very recently, which is where you brought the existence of some nobody actor named Dallas Roberts to my ungrateful attention. He was promptly forgotten. That role could’ve been played by any actor.

        Never heard of Emma Roberts.

      • koutchboom says :

        Ohhhh Droid you coy dog. I know you fucking loved Nancy Drew. I can see your book collection from here.

        Dallas was good in 3:10 he was the police guy in it. Besides pretty much everyone in that movie could’ve been played by anyone else. He was just good because he had to play sort of the straight man. I’ve gotta watch it again. I don’t hate that movie I just don’t love it. Besides you think Crows gay lover in that movie is good? Foster for me was the worst part about it, he’s not scary or meancing at all, he’s just over the top and lame. I never bought that Crowes character would ever work with a faggot like that.

      • koutchboom says :

        As for the Jason Bateman comparison. Just look at them they both sort of look the same. They both have that sort of dry sarcastic way of acting just Dallas can pull it off naturally. They are both trying to fill the void left by their influence, John Ritter. And I think Dallas is the only true heir to the Ritter throne.

        And color me surprised the best thing Bateman’s ever done was Juno. He was the best part about that movie. I finally saw it a couple weekends ago. Its not very good, but I think it’s Reitman’s best film. The problem with it was that that actress can’t carry the film the the script is very pedestrian in most aspects. The few good moments are only when Juno has someone else to interact with to carry the dramatic aspects of the film. Cera/Bateman/The Step Mom are all very good, but Kitty Pride is boring and annoying when she’s on her own.

      • Jarv says :

        Koutch-

        You’ve been bagging on Juno for ages and you’ve only just seen it?

        PS- it is garbage, but that’s because of the revoltingly “trendy” script. Whoever thought the line “honest to blog” was a good one needs a slap.

      • koutchboom says :

        AAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahah YEAH I KNOW!!! I’m a fake hater. I swear that’s the only time I’ve hated on something site unseen. I don’t take back anything I said though. The script was weak because all the worst stuff was just Juno talking and her talking to her friend which was were all the hipster lingo comes in and thats all the stuff that was praised in the movie.

      • koutchboom says :

        Even the girl that played her friend got praise for her role, and she’s pretty fucking useless.

      • Droid says :

        Is Nancy Drew like The Hardy Boys type thing? Where kids solve mysteries?

        Crowe was genius in 3:10. And Foster was good.

        I never bought that Crowes character would ever work with a faggot like that.

        You’re overcompensating Koutch.

      • koutchboom says :

        Well yeah I’m overcompensating. Everyone and their Droid talked about how awesome Ben Foster was in that movie, he’s just sort of a chaotic idiot. And Crowe is this controled snake in the grass why would he ever dick with someone that dumb? Well i guess it sort of make sense because Crowe lets them take the blame. Should’ve been Will Patton so when he’s killed and Crowe doesn’t give a shit it would’ve hit much heavier. Instead you are just glad the fucker is dead so I can stop seeing him pine for Crowe’s unrequited love.

        Also Droid did you ever see that picture I said should be your new gravatar or whatever it’s called?

      • Droid says :

        I’m a fake hater. I swear that’s the only time I’ve hated on something site unseen.

        I’m sure you do that all the time.

      • koutchboom says :

        Hahahah naw man. Juno really is the only time I’ve hated on something site unseen. I mean I WATCH anything so why would that really be a stretch.

      • Droid says :

        The one with Kenny chomping on a sandwich? Yeah I saw it. Good pic.

      • koutchboom says :

        Cool. You know surprisingly there are not many good picture on the internet of people getting kicked in the balls? Maybe I’m just not looking in the right places? Seems like the internet would be filled with such things? I should change it to the bear fight from On Deadly Ground.

      • koutchboom says :

        Hrmmm this is a good one:

      • Droid says :

        Surely theres entire websites devoted to size 10’s flattening testicles.

        What is the internets coming to?

  3. just pillow talk says :

    I never knew this movie existed.

    And Spacey was also in that piece of shit Men Who Stare At Goats. Did you ever review that boring flick?

  4. koutchboom says :

    If you watch this movies trailer the try to make it look like Bad Santaish but with a Shrink. When mainly its just boring shots of Spacey wondering what the fuck happened to his career.

  5. ThereWolf says :

    I read about ‘Shrink’ only a couple of days ago and the magazine piece made the film sound like “filmic beige” (copyright Jarv).

    Cheers for that, Boom.

  6. acm9olaow says :

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