Koutchboom’s Adventures In Terrible Comedy – Shrink
PULL OVER PULL OVER!!!! Quick…….NO I CAN’T MAKE IT TO THE NEXT REST STOP WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF FRIGGING NOWHERE NO ONE WILL CARE JUST PULL OVER I GOTTA PISS!
Since this is just a quick piss break in my adventure, means this is going to be short and probably nothing to see around here. Just like the movie ‘Shrink’ (though it was not a short enough film).
After finishing the movie I felt hoodwinked into watching this mess of a bore. The trailer plays out like it is some wacky dramady in which a kooky shrink smokes pot and helps his patients. Well there is a lot of Kevin Spacey smoking pot dealing with the suicide of his wife by sitting around and looking hungover and that’s about it. There was nothing to this film, it was just fucking boring, not funny, thinking/trying to be/mean something greater then it really did. No one clicks in this film, the only ones who try are Mark Webber and Dallas Roberts. Dallas Roberts is good as the fickle movie executive, but Dallas is usually the best part of every movie he’s in. Mark Webber is a nobody trying to get everyone to read his script. When they all do in the end it is magical and everyone is happy. That’s pretty much it…oh yeah Spacey’s dog dies in there at some point and he makes an ass out of himself on TV (even that was boring?).
To be honest I hardly remember the film. I meant to review it a while back but just couldn’t be assed that night, then like a day later I totally forgot about even having watched it. This is more of a HAZZARD WARRNING then a proper review. This movie and its TV show style sensibilities (this director clearly did not make the leap from small screen to big screen with this) can just fuck off. Glad in the end no one really gave a shit about this film. I wonder why Spacey dabbles in nonsense like this? Especially with too many comparisons to much better films he’s been in. Well two shakes and we are back off before someone catches me with my dick out in public!!! (unless you are Kevin Spacey then hanging around public places with your wang out is just what you call Thursday)
Four gay cottages out of four.