Today, 31 May 2010, is the official recognition of Memorial Day in the United States. I realize most people don’t even know what the day represents past having a day off and adding to the ever increasing waist line by downing copious amounts of food and a beer. Let me help you out here and maybe just maybe somebody will realize that the day has a meaning beyond getting fatter.

Memorial Day started out as Decoration Day and was enacted to honor the men and women who fell on the field of battle for the Union during the Civil War. 30 May is considered Reunification Day after the Civil War so that is the day the Congress decided to honor it’s Union warriors. Later Decoration Day expanded it’s meaning to cover the men who were felled fighting Indians on the frontier. Decoration Day wore the name proudly for years. After World War I, Decoration Day’s meaning was expanded again to include warriors left on the battle fields of Europe.

The name Memorial Day did not come into common use until after WW2, although the first recorded use of the title Memorial Day was in 1882. Some areas of the country preferred to use “Memorial Day” over Decoration Day. Decoration Day had its name officially changed by Federal law to Memorial Day in 1967. A year later Congress passed the Uniformed Holiday Bill and moved the observance of Memorial Day to the last Monday in May thus creating a three day weekend.

So as you can see Memorial Day was enacted to honor the fine men and women warriors of the United States of America Armed Forces who gave the ultimate sacrifice, their lives. It’s these men and women who volunteer to go into harms way that allow you to get fatter by drinking cases of beer and shoveling endless hot dogs down your gullets because WE safe guard YOUR liberty.

So I implore all Liberals and Conservatives, Republicans, Democrats, Green party members, Independents, Non-Affiliated and every other member of the useless and fake political divide that is killing America to put down the hot dogs, beer and weed and think about the kids you all look down on that have died. It’s those kids from Texas and Arizona and upstate New York and Eastern Washington and Alaska and every other small town and suburbs around the country who get killed so you can spout all your naivete and nonsense without fear.

Happy Memorial Day America. A lot of you aren’t worth of the sacrifice these excellent Warriors make on YOUR behalf.


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  1. Tom_Bando says :

    Put one hand on the Vietnam Memorial. Put the other on what you want healed. Kin I hear an ‘Amen’?! (I have a second cousin listed on that there wall FYI)

    Good post Xiphos.

  2. lordbronco says :

    I said it once, i’ll say it again-Thank you very much Xiphos.

  3. Tom_Bando says :

    • Continentalop says :

      Not to dwell on only celebrities, but that clip reminds me that Eddie Albert was at Tarawa. Earned a Bronze Medal with V device for rescuing stranded and wounded marines.

      • Tom_Bando says :

        Yes I’ve heard that too, I remember seeing him being interviewed about it. You know he was 99 or so when he died?

  4. ThereWolf says :

    All the best on Memorial Day, USA…

  5. Continentalop says :

    Hope everyone was is having a safe Memorial Day.

    And Xi, hope you have an especially safe one and stay safe.

    • xiphos0311 says :

      Thanks for the well wishes. I have to fly with the Air force again this week so I need all the safety wishes I can get.

      • Tom_Bando says :

        Haw one of my nephews just joined the AF(AKA the Wingnut Club) back in Feb. I’m sure he’ll do his best for ya there Xiphos.

      • Continentalop says :

        Oh fuck, the Chair Force. Make sure you have a chute nearby.

      • Tom_Bando says :

        Xiphos gets piloted by some guys playing Chutes and Ladders. Works for me.

  6. redfishybluefishy says :

    I’m a little late, but thanks for looking out for us Canucks, too.

  7. kloipy says :

    Thank you again Xi, not only for this post but for your service.
    My step grandfather was in WW2, my pap on my dad’s side was at D-Day. My pap on my mom’s side tank commander in the Korean War.

    • Tom_Bando says :

      Tough stuff there Kloipy all of it.

      Tank Commander in Korea?? Ouch. Most. Overlooked. War. Ever. Chosen Reservoir, anyone?

      • kloipy says :

        yeah I did a school project a long time ago on him. He gave me his jacket, a couple old ammunition boxes and a whole book filled with pictures. It’s awesome stuff

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