‘Defendor’ gives Droid a Woody

Defendor Poster

Bloody hell that headlines a terrible pun. But what the hell.

What a six months it’s been for Woody Harrelson. Since October he’s been in the very enjoyable ‘Zombieland’, alongside our very own Emma Stone-Zombieland, managed to not only come out of ‘2012’ unscathed, but to actually be the only good thing about it, earned a well deserved Oscar nomination for his performance as a Casualty Notification officer in ‘The Messenger’, and now he stars as the mentally challenged superhero ‘Defendor’.

Defendor 1 By day, Arthur Poppington (Harrelson) is a City Works labourer. He holds that sign that says Stop on one side and Slow on the other. By night, Arthur becomes Defendor, seeking revenge against Captain Industry, the supervillain that killed his mother. One night when he confronts a group of thugs, including the dirty cop Chuck Dooney (Elias Koteas), he is on the receiving end of an ass whooping. Local prostitute Kat (Kat Dennings) comes to his aid and a friendship is born. She tells Arthur that she knows who Captain Industry is, and helps him take him down.

There’s a lot going on in ‘Defendor, and writer/director Peter Stebbings does a terrific job of balancing the film. He manages to maintain the delicate balance between drama and comedy. One aspect of the film is that it’s a satire/homage to superhero films, and there are times when the music touches on the famous Superman theme. Comic books are prevalent in Arthurs life, from his earliest memories, and the obvious model for that character of Defendor is Batman, complete with black make-up across the eyes and the growling voice. But it’s not just a riff on superhero films. Arthur is mentally challenged. He’s not exactly severely handicapped, but he doesn’t quite grasp reality. He is shaped by his childhood, with what happened to his mother and also his Grandfather who raised him from an early age when she left.

Defendor 5 Woody Harrelson is terrific as Arthur. He has an openness that draws you in to the character, and makes you sympathise with him immediately. It’s a role that could have been played for laughs, but Harrelson grounds the film and makes it less about the joke, and more about the danger of a somewhat delusional man dressing up as a superhero and fighting criminals. Kat Dennings is also good in what is admittedly a bit of a cliché role, the hooker with the heart of gold. But there’s a bit more to the character than just that and she gives a good performance. Koteas is suitably slimy and hateful as the crooked cop, but the character is a bit underwritten to be honest. And Michael Kelly as Arthurs boss and friend Paul Carter is really great as he tries to protect Arthur from himself. You really believe that Paul cares for Arthur, and that he just wants to keep him safe.

My only quibble with the film is that I found myself questioning the portrayal of the police work. I never quite believed that it was an actual, functioning Police Department, and the investigation into the local crime lord seemed a bit unrealistic to my layman eyes. But it’s never something I found to be too detrimental to the film, because it’s less about the mechanics of the plot, and more about Arthur, and his relationships with Kat and Paul.

Defendor 3 Credit also to Director of Photography David Greene. The film, made on a very modest budget, looks terrific. Made for around $4 million and shot in Canada, it could easily pass as a film five times the cost. It really does make you wonder where all the money goes on big budget films. Hookers and blow can only account for so much.

As with many unique, interesting films, ‘Defendor’ is of course being shafted upon distribution. I highly recommend you seek this out when you get the opportunity. It will definitely give you a Woody.

*shakes head in disgust*

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three and a half changs“ In China, it’s the Year of the Woody!!!”

        – Walter Chang



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About Judge Droid

In between refining my procrastination skills I talk a lot of shit about movies and such.

20 responses to “‘Defendor’ gives Droid a Woody”

  1. koutchboom says :

    This looks good, did you see it on DVD or actually in the theater? Its going straight to DVD here.

    I suggest you also check out Special, its sounds like pretty much the same movie.

  2. herr milflover says :

    I want to see this, so I’ll wait before reading the review.

    Just looked on IMDB for Special… I’ve been waiting for that one too, but it came out in 2006????? I thought that was another of those “will be coming out eventually when the studio decides to clean out the shelves in the ‘unreleased crap’ warehouse” movies!

  3. herr milflover says :

    Also, nice tags there hahaha

  4. Jarv says :

    This sounds like it’s being buried because it’s the same as Kick Ass.


    And using the same pun twice? Oh deary deary me…

    *goes away shaking head*

  5. Jarv says :

    Other than that- nice review.

  6. Jarv says :

    “Jarv loves the cock”?

    You are a sad little man aren’t you?

  7. just pillow talk says :

    I just saw the trailer again for this…I think on the Outlander disc, and I want to see this.

    Now besides pencil jihad we can have marble jihad.

  8. Droid says :

    Cheers Frankie. I was sitting there trying to figure out where I’d seen Dennings before. I wiki’d her and the only thing I’ve seen that she was in is The 40 Year Old Virgin.

    Who’s Clark Johnson? Was he the undercover cop? Or the police chief?

    Look out, termites. It’s squishing time!

  9. mattvolke says :

    This is such a likable movie. I wrote a review at themoviebros.wordpress.com

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