Happy Festivus for the rest of us!


I just wanted to give a shout out to all the people who make my life more interesting.

So to all the CoC members…

Frankie – You’re a funny bastard. Looking forward to that Ghosts of Mars review.

Koutch – Speed Racer is garbage, mate. But I guess someone’s gotta like it.

Xi – My New Years resolution for 2010 is to bask in the glow of your approval.

Wolf – Despite being from northern england, you’re okay. Keep it up. 😉

Jonah – You’re a champ, and sometimes i suspect you’re my doppelganger. But then again…

Jarv – You’re a cunt.

Mav – You aren’t around enough. We miss you.

Conti – You’re much too high brow for me. Dumb it down about 50% and we can have a chat. 😉 PS. I’m seeing Sherlock because of you!

Morbius – Well played, sir.

Blitz – What the fuck is a “pot roast” anyway?

Barfy – Cheers for showing some real world relevance with your remembrances. It’s grounding.

Bando – I always have my fingers crossed for a GIANT ROBOT LION movie at the cineplex next summer.

Pillows – Merry Chrimbo from the sensitive prick and bastard.

TKD – Go see Avatar you bastard! 😉

Danny – I was duped by one of your links. Never again my friend.

and all the lads over at AIBN who make my day so amusing…

I wish you all a happy and a healthy for you and yours over this festive period.

Take it easy ladies and germs,


PS. If I missed anyone out I’m very sorry. My excuse is I’m drunk.

PPS. A special shout out to all the Emma Stone – Zombieland fans out there. Keep those hits comin’!

emma stone zombieland


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About Judge Droid

In between refining my procrastination skills I talk a lot of shit about movies and such.

47 responses to “Happy Festivus for the rest of us!”

  1. xiphos0311 says :

    Emma Stone a fine product of Scottsdale AZ

    Now in honor of the day:

    The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!

  2. Droid says :

    Bring it awn, Xi. Grievance away!

  3. xiphos0311 says :

    And it’s time for the feats of strength!

  4. Droid says :

    How about a staring competition ?

  5. ThereWolf says :

    (… dabs eyes with a hankie…)

    That’s very sweet, Droid. I’m moved beyond words. Happy Festivus to you too, sir.

    Now, what the fuck have you got against the mighty North of England! I’ve never said owt disparaging about Oz have I!

  6. Droid says :

    I thought it was self-explanatory, Wolf. 😉

  7. ThereWolf says :

    Bah, humbug.

  8. Droid says :

    Awwww Wolf… Don’t be like that!

  9. ThereWolf says :

    Nah, I love Christmas.

    I’ll love it even more if someone puts blu-ray ‘Moon’ in me Christmas stocking! Lord knows I’ve dropped enough hints…

  10. Droid says :

    Moon is fantastic. My chrimbo’s been made by buying myself Red Cliff. Absolutely fucking superb.

  11. ThereWolf says :

    I’ve seen Red Cliff 1 – very good. Have also got Red Cliff 2 but haven’t got around to watching it. Both courtesy of Hawaiian Organ Donor – top bloke.

  12. Droid says :

    HOD is a champ. Dude, watch part 2. Fuck i can’t spell. Delete… Delete… Delete… I just watched the whole thing. Almost 5 hours. Absolutely amazing. On Bluray. £9. The best purchase ever.

  13. ThereWolf says :

    £9 on blu! Bargain. Where from?

  14. Droid says :

    I’m running out of GJ… Luckily I’ve got a bottle of 18 yr old Chivas to suckle on…

  15. Continentalop says :

    Fuck Droid. You just put a lot of pressure on me and my review. But tell me what you think.

    And PS – If I am too cerebral, we are really fucked around here. Seriously.

    • Droid says :

      I”m just expecting an enjoyable flick now mate. If it has a recommendation from someone I trust I’ll give it a go.

      PS… Fuck that. Challenge me bitch. I need it.

  16. Continentalop says :

    Well, Droid, here is something for you than:
    I know you’re gonna see Sherlock Holmes and if you are thinking that the fight scenes look fake and stupid and something that could never exist in London in the VIctorian era, look at these (or wait until after the movie if you don’t want to go in with any preconceived notions):





  17. Continentalop says :

    And I was going to wait until tomorrow before I said my Seasons Greetings, but fuck it. I might not live that long.

    Droid, Jarv, ThereWolf, Tom/Sal Bandito, Frankie, Lord Bronco, K-Boom, Jonah, JPT, Mavra, Barfy, MB, toad and, last, but certainly not least, Xi.

    Merry X-Mas and Happy Holidays. Now lets all get drunk.

    • ThereWolf says :

      You too, Conti. All the best, mate.

      As for drunk. Might be there already…

      • Continentalop says :

        I’m trying to get there, but my parents don’t have much liquor.
        Fuck. I’m 37 years-old and stuck at my parents place because of this fucking blizzard. I am so fucking bored…and horny. And you can’t really rub one out at your parents place.

        Was that cerebral enough for you droid?

      • M. Blitz says :

        Hahahahah…….Conti! Welcome to my world. That was me last week. Except I’m not 37. 😉

        Merry Christmas to ya!


        You’re gravely mistaken Conti, and I wish I would have been around to tell you this sooner…..but you’re NEVER too old to rub one out at your parent’s house.

    • Continentalop says :

      Barfy, I’m in Minnesota right now. Otherwise I would take you up on it.

      Actually, I still might take you up on it.

    • Droid says :

      Um.. I would say it’s too cerebral, but I’m making a drunken attempt at watching Gamer. The mastubation needs of a bloke that slums it on WotM pales in comparison!

  18. Continentalop says :

    Gamer? Ugh. I’ll let you finish Droid but I hated that movie.

    I haven’t seen Dexter yet, but after seeing Michael C. Hall in Gamer I can’t bring myself to see Dexter.

  19. M. Blitz says :

    Awwww……I love you guys!

  20. MORBIUS says :

    Aw shucks, little ole me!

  21. koutchboom says :

    Happy Kwanza to you too Droid. One of these days you’ll see the joy of Speed Racer, like an on your death bed sort of thing.

  22. jarv says :

    Merry Xmas.

    As it is the season of goodwill I shall let that slide.

    Rude cunt.


    Just saw this…..thanks for the love Droid.


    Pot-Roast? Eeewwwww……….I generally fucking avoid anything roast-like. Especially those fucking dead ass potatoes, and carrots and shit people throw in there as well. FUCK. I work for a living, I don’t deserve to eat fucking prison food from the 1800’s.

    That being said….Blitz. I would be willing to try your Pot-Roast if you would see a movie with me. Something light and fun, perhaps a screening of ‘The Accused’ with a Kelly McGillis Q&A following?

  25. Tom_Bando says :

    Giant Robot Lion movies will happen when the danged blacklist is lifted about same. Xiphos is on it though, I expect things to be moving soon enough.

    I thank you for your kind wishes Droid sirrah.

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