UPDATE! TRAILER Angelina Jolie wants to pass you the ‘Salt’

Just updated to add in the Youtube trailer.

Bugger me that headline is crap.  Anyhoo, here’s the first trailer for next summers Angelina Jolie shitfest ‘Salt’.

Philip Noyce is directing, Kurt Wimmer and Brian Helgeland have written and it co-stars Liev Schreiber and Chiwetel Ejiofor so maybe we can hold out hope that it’s decent.  But after Liman’s godawful ‘Mr and Mrs Smith’ and the russian blokes rubbish ‘Wanted’, I don’t expect much in the way of decent action from Jolie.

The saving grace may be that since this was originally starring Tom Cruise, we may get to see Jolie running as fast as she can for extended periods of time. If the outfits right, that may prove entertaining.

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3 responses to “UPDATE! TRAILER Angelina Jolie wants to pass you the ‘Salt’”

  1. Xiphos says :

    That’s a god awful picture of her on that poster. She looks more like a heroin junkie then usual, Is supposed to be riding the horse in this movie?

  2. Jarv says :

    Agree with Xiphos.

    If I’m honest, she’s still intensely hot, but if the gods were smiling and I got I ride, I would definitely be straight down the clinic afterward having scoured myself with steel wool and bleach.

  3. Xiphos says :

    If the chance ever came up to get with Mrs Pitt, I think I might go to the clinic BEFOE hand inorder to load up on the preventative antibiotics and what not. I would also invest in industrial grade rubbers.

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