Muhammad Biopic?

Well, fuck me sideways if this isn’t the strangest thing I’ve heard in days.Apparently the Matrix producer, Barrie Osborne, has taken leave of his senses and is embarking on a $150m biopic of the prophet. Or so says The Guardian.

Personally, I think he’s taken a massive blow to the cortex. How is this a good idea? He may as well stand in the rain ripping up $100 bills.

Hope he’s got a coffin picked out.

About Jarv

Workshy cynic, given to posting reams of nonsense on the internet and watching films that have inexplicably got a piss poor reputation.

9 responses to “Muhammad Biopic?”

  1. Droid says :


  2. Jarv says :


    Couldn’t resist it.

  3. xiphos0311 says :

    I devoutly hope this movie will be a hit piece and talk about Mohammed being a baby raper then the Islamist heads will explode.

  4. koutchboom says :

    $150m biopic? I hope it turns out that Muhammad is the one.

    I know ara-bic.

  5. Jarv says :

    You’d like to think.

    I suspect they’re not that bright though.

  6. lordbronco says :

    Hee Hee-Producer of the matrix…-yeah-that makes sense-IN HINDSIGHT.

    Just got back from a *secular* middle-eastern Country…

    Ummm..hmmm checks notes-oh yeah-that’s the one:

    The Koran specifically forbids any depiction of God’s final prophet in any sort of picture or visual recreation.

    Sounds like the dude better film that shit in Vancouver, B.C., or better yet, death Valley USA.

    However, I think the idea is sound-thought it myself while over there.

    Having stood less than 2 feet away from all 4 Of The prophet’s sword’s in a museum in Istanbul, anybody would have the same idea.

    Mohammed and his tenets were wise and basically the same thing as in the Bible-but…

    unlike Christ, he fucking killed motherfuckers with cavalry swords-for real yo.

    All kidding aside, the muslim faith founded and maintained science and mathematics throught europes dark ages-and deserve a second look despite their history.

    Which is bloody and gruesome in the extreme!

    Fuck yeah! EXTREME!

  7. Tom_Bando says :

    Mikey Bay should (at least) co-produce this. And make SURE there are Giant Robots in it. Just Because.

    And be sure to include the fun gratuitous epilogues set in 678 and 718 outside Constantinople. Yes indeedie.

  8. xiphos0311 says :

    A giant scimitar wielding robot would be mega-cool.

  9. tombando says :

    Esp. one based on Justinian II, complete w/ silver nose.

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