Just Pillow Talk’s Birthday Nightmare: Shoot to Kill (1988)

This has now got beyond a joke for poor old Just Pillow Talk. I honestly believe that he has one of these chairs from A Clockwork Orange set up at home just to force him through mediocre film after dreadful film. Still, he’s battered but unbowed and after the relative disappointment of a “classic”, he’s due a nice simple action film. So, today’s instalment of his Birthday Nightmare is the Sidney Poitier and Tom Berenger effort: Shoot to Kill.

So, that’s enough tedious preamble from me, here’s JPT with his latest review:

Just Pillow Talk’s Birthday Nightmare: The Dogs of War (1981)

Hola all,

Pillows has left the miserable 1970′s behind to stride forth into the brave new world of the 1980′s. So far he’s had an inoffensive comedy that ranks as his second best film in this series. Can he keep it going, or is his nightmare one of those that presents you with something reasonably pleasant before a monster pops out and eats his gonads? It’s based on a book I quite like, so surely it’s got to keep up his current hot streak. Well read on to find out….

Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball Sucks Balls

Vinnie Jones = in the movie for Five Minutes

Really no point into going in depth with this movie, that would show more effort on my part then the writing team of Olatunde Osunsanmi, Olumide Odebunmi, Tom Abrams, P.J. Pesce (also Director), and Joe Carnahan put into the script.