Jarv’s Schlock Vault Special: Iron Sky

Nazis? They’re the only people we ever beat in a fair fight

Oh yes. Oh yes my pretties. We have waited. We have kept the faith. We, the devoted few, those that held their heads up high while the masses poured scorn by the bucketload down on to us never once forsook the cause. Oh, how they mocked, how they heaped derision on our hopes and dreams that one day a nutty Finnish director named Timo Vuorensola would somehow bring his vision of Nazis hiding on the dark side of the moon to the screens. And now, my loyal flock, our faith has been rewarded because Iron Sky has landed.

They come in peace.

Contains NAZIS ON THE FUCKING MOON and spoilers below.

Jarv’s Schlock Vault Special: IRON SKY!

Let me take you back to a little more than a year and a half ago, just before we started this place. This is not a widely known fact, but in this time there were several films released that could have been made with us in mind. Whether it was boob, stabbery, childish humour, sharp parody or whatever, all these films vanished without bothering those people that compile the box office lists.