Jarv’s Birthday Series Redux: Gossip (2000)

The 21st Century really has been a bloody toil to get through. Were it not that the 1990′s contains lots of awesome, then I’d be sorely considering binning this series or putting it into some kind of Droid-stylee extended hypersleep. Anyway, the second last of this terrible run (honourable exception to Hable con Ella) is 2000′s Gossip, an utterly banal, predictable and tiresome effort; a thriller that fails to thrill, an intrigue film with no intrigue, and another crap effort in the list of crap that Kate Hudson has inflicted on the world. I honestly have almost nothing of any interest to say about this, because it’s just so utterly mundane, but I promise that I will do my best.

Contains a ridiculously convoluted, improbable and laughable ending and spoilers below.