Drunken Cinema 2: Lifeforce

Our first attempt at this was the utterly insane The Pit. It was fun, but the monkey got bored and started watching some shenanigans with cheerleaders in a chick flick pos. So, clearly The Pit wasn’t bugnuts enough for this kind of drunken foolhardiness.

This time out, the film in question is Tobe Hooper’s epic Eighties failure: Lifeforce.

This is a genuine classic of bad cinema. A complete and utter mess that I fucking LOVED when I saw it. I reviewed it extremely pompously yonks ago here. It was one of my first reviews so does indeed kind of suck.

This is a film that has everything. Juggs, Vampires, juggs, Zombies, Actors slumming it, Juggs, shitty special effects, juggs, and a terrible script. Did I mention that there’s a lot of nudity? I’m rating it in advance, again, with a Ramirez of Insanity  and 3 and a half Patrick Stewart slap heads out of four.

The Ramirez of Insanity!

Colossally stupid, epic in its hilarity, Lifeforce is tonight’s Drunken Cinema.

Kick off 9PM UK time. Bring your own Beer.

Jarv.

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Workshy cynic, given to posting reams of nonsense on the internet and watching films that have inexplicably got a piss poor reputation.

419 responses to “Drunken Cinema 2: Lifeforce”

  1. LB says :

    Carlson-you seen her naked-Just do it!

  2. Tom_Bando says :

    Something to watch Lifeforce to!

  3. LB says :

    Exploding lorries!

  4. LB says :

    OMG-It’s Christian Bale!

  5. Jarv says :

    Fuck that. This is horrible.

    A live horse gelded on screen

    I’m too drunk for that so am going to bed

    Ciao

  6. LB says :

    So, What you guys are telling me is that this is the Prequel to “SkyLine”.

    Well played.

    Jarv, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

    That was the whackest movie I’ve ever seen!

  7. ThereWolf says :

    He liked it!

    Victory drink!

  8. LB says :

    Right.
    I’m going to see if I can entice some twitter peeps to watch that movie-they a bunch of funky monkies, then I’m going to get off and get right pissed.

    I thnak you, sir.

  9. ThereWolf says :

    Goodnight and thank yow.

  10. MORBIUS says :

    Well done good sirs, to all. Very
    entertaining read right there.
    Pip pip, Cheerio!

  11. LB says :

    that movie was like a collaboration between Benny Hill and Stanley Kubrick.

    *Note to those referred to this link from Twitter/Facebook:

    Click: enough times to rewind back to beginning of this Drunken Talkback so that you may appreciate our thoughts from beginning of movie to it’s glorious end.

    K-Thanks*

  12. LB says :

    End Notes:

    What this movie taught me:

    Sometimes, the S.A.S. eschew weapons completely, equipping instead dapper coats.

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